Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...