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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Things not to say during sex!
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A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...