British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...