George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...