It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Blonde avoiding trees
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man to do situps
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