Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...