The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...