Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...