Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...