One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...