Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...