What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...