Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...