Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...