God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!