A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...