How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...