New Words for the 90s
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Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...