The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...