Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...