Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...