Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...