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One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...