Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...