Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!