Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...