Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.