Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...