A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...