Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...