Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...