Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...