Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...