A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...