cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...