A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
New course for men!
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.