What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...