Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...