Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What is a blonde mating call?
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What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Stop being late to work
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Bad convenience foods
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The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...