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Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Knitting and driving
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How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...