True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...