What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...