Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...