The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.