Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...