Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....