Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...