Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...