What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...