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A mammoth!
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The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
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Felines
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